Ok you asked for it !!
I curse you Jacob for taking all my money!!
A Pox on you for continuously coming up with ground breaking products for the sole reason of making me poorer!
Damn you for giving an old fugger hope... I thought I was cured!! Finished!! Then you come along with all these products that work and I'm hooked again!! Yah I know the first one's free!! Well maybe not free but you have the nerve to price it so low that I can't resist. Damn your nerve!! Who do you think you are!!
Now you have the fuggin gall to dangle this patent in front of my face!! I am never going to get this bodybuilding out of my system!! Thanks to you I'll be an old man .. and a slave to the iron!!
Now you have my wife on my back too!! She says she feels old now that I look so good!! Where do you get off!!
Someday soon your going to get just what you deserve... more of my money!!